Definitely Not Stolen Lion

I originally created this lion only to have it stolen and posted here:[link] by some jerk :/
Don't believe me? Ha! I laugh at your impertinence!
Fool! It's just so obviously mine, how dare you so much as think it's not!
Calling me a thief is just slanderous! I'll have you know I have my morals!!
And don't you dare try to steal him too!